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The following are actual headlines published recently:
DID STEROIDS CAUSE DIABETES? – Philly.com
You heard the man, Charlie! Did it? Put down the 50-pound dumb bells and answer the question!
CARBON MONOXIDE MAY HELP WITH DIABETES – St. Louis Post
There's just one small problem.
SUN CUTS RISK OF DIABETES AND HEART DISEASE – Coventry Telegraph
You want to end up like your brother? No? Then get back outside and don't let me see you back in here until your back is the color of the stop sign.
ALOE VERA TREATS DIABETES – Express Buzz
Dad? I feel sticky.
'BEAV' TALKS ABOUT COPING WITH DIABETES – Deseret News
"Uhhhhhhh, hey Beavis! You have diabetes! Uh huh huh huh"
"Shut up, Butthead!"
EYELID SURGERY MAY HOLD KEY TO DIABETES CURE – Chosun Ilbo
Oddly, not one patient has yet to enroll in the clinical trial.
DIABETES DISHES FOR EVERYONE – CBS News
20-piece fine bone china dinnerware set, regularly priced at $179.99, now on sale for only $99.99. White dinner plates, salad plates, soup bowls, cups and saucers, elegantly accented with grey ribbons and drops of blood.
MARIJUANA MAY TREAT DIABETES – Fox News
[knock, knock, knock] Charlie! I don't know what you're doing in there, but you better be smoking your pot! You're over 300!
ELECTRICAL STIMULATION HELPS DIABETES – Medpage Today
"Daddy, can I put the fork down now? My finger smells like burnt toast."
"Just a couple more pokes into the toaster, Charlie. These ketones aren't going to get rid of themselves."
Have a great holiday weekend everyone! May you enjoy plenty of sun, carbon monoxide, steroids, aloe vera, marijuana and electrical stimulation.
Jerry Mathers. who played "Beaver "on the classic TV show "Leave it to Beaver" is a type II diabetic. He has done interviews on the televised dlife show and in some magazines, about his experiences as a diabetic.. Not Beavis of "Beavis and Butthead". Cary, you are too young to remember.. The show ran in the early 60's.
God Bless,
Brunetta
Ha! Yes, I realize which "Beav" they were referring to. I'm not THAT young. The idea of Beavis coping with diabetes gave me something to work with. And it funnier. No offense, Mr. Mathers. Have a great weekend, Brunetta.
Geez, Carey! Shove that boy out in the hot sun with a toaster and a fork! Don't you want him CURED?? What kind of parent are you??
Ha Ha Much Love,
Have a terrific holiday!
Mousie...off to get me a toaster and some marijuana. Oh, and where do you order those dishes? They sound stunning! Just think, you can test at the table and noone will notice....
Hahahaha. Everyone looks happy on what happened. I wish you recovery as always.
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