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Due to the overwhelming popularity of my first diabetes Mad Lib, I've decided to take another crack at it.
That's, uh, sarcasm.
You guys like totally blew me off.
That's OK though. I've only grown stronger from your rejection.
Now I'm thinking bigger, more grandiose. Mad Libs, which have been around for as long as I can remember, are just swell as they are, but they only offer fluffy themes like "the haunted house," "bicycle safety" or "instructions for future astronauts." I'd love to call up Mr. Mad Lib and propose a whole series on diabetes. People with diabetes like to laugh. Well, at least some of them do. And why stop there. I'm sure there are plenty of illnesses and ailments to target.
Erectile dysfunction could be a good one.
Standing Up to Erectile Dysfunction
Would you like more confidence when having noun with your significant other? Is your body part feeling droopy and adjective?
I WOULD actually like more confidence when having dinner with my significant other. And my toenails have been feeling droopy and sour.
Sorry if I'm just babbling along and not making much sense. It's almost midnight here in the keystone state and I'm pretty tired today. I tested Charlie at 10:30 pm and he was 374. But I didn't clean his finger first. Good thing I did it again with a clean finger. The second time he was only 359.
Again with the sarcasm, as my third-grade teacher, Mrs. Schluer, would say to me.
The flu has hit the Potash household. The girl is on day five of fevers and we suspect that the little guy now has it. Charlie is the last man standing for now. My germophobic wife has placed Charlie in a life-size shrink-wrapped Easter basket with a jug of Purell and a two-pack supply of Lysol antibacterial wipes. Well, and of course some of the fake grass.
OK, the rules to this are simple and I hope you all participate. Just send me the following parts of speech and whatnot in the correct order in the comment field. I'll plug your words into the Mad Lib that I have already written. I'll send out a post during the week with some of the funniest diabetes Mad Libs that you've all come up with.
Guess it's time to break open that cellophane and check Charlie. I hope he came down.
Here are the parts of speech, etc.:
adjective
adjective
adjective
adjective
body part
color
noun
verb
liquid
body part
noun
noun
verb
type of machine
number
food
number
occupation
food
body part
plural noun
food
place
liquid
verb ending in -ing
adjective
Happy Easter to those who roll that way.
Hey! Sorry about the flu hitting your household. I hope Charlie is spared.
What is with the long ass list?! Is this what you did for the first Mad Libs? No wonder why people blew you off, LOL.
Here are my words:
hairy
luscious
quivery
swollen
uvula
purple
hammer
snatched
juice
ear
freckle
spoon
run
cotton gin
fifteen
corn
six
podiatrist
brownie
ankle
books
pizza
India
urine
spanking
scrawny
Have a good Easter :)
Good Lord, Shannon... This is going to be a doozy. I just know it.
Carey, I'll give you my words later. But I too am sorry about the flu coming down - and hope Charlie remains out of its grasp!
Keeping it g-rated, more or less...
sweet
salty
sugary
alcoholic
fingernail
burgundy
TiVo box
to cower
crème Chantilly
eyeball
contact lens
DVD-rom
to shiver
paper shredder
e (2.71... irrational number)
Easter egg
pi (3.14... irrational number)
mannequin (runway model)
maple syrup
nostril
Easter baskets
hamantashen (triangular cookies/pastries served on Purim)
dusty, cobwebby corner of the attic
wine
noisemaking
drunken
It is a strange year when Christian children are hunting for Easter eggs and eating chocolate bunnies at the same time Jewish children are dressing up in costumes, eating hamantashen, and making noise with their groggers... too often, it's Easter candy envy because even the Kosher Easter candies are not Kosher for Passover...
We love mad libs.....here ya go
sticky
soiled
plump
itchy
eyebrow
magenta
telescope
sprint
diet Coke
little toe
washing machine
Ferrari
stir
food processor
298
scrambled eggs
477
rocket scientist
pecan pancake
belly button
grass
ritz crackers
Puerto Rico
spray butter
hopping
slippery
I loved Mad Libs as a kid!
rotund
cracked
stinky
precious
lip
brown
cupcake
ululate
Tang
eyelid
worm
circuit
bounce
generator
1/3
haggis
666
zoologist
capers
spleen
horns
lox
Soho
ink
rolling
broad
Happy Easter!
thin
shiny
hollow
bright
left foot
sky blue
paper clip
run
diet coke
liver
eye glasses
library
drive
transmitter
nine
blueberry pie
seven million
security guard
scrambled eggs
heart
clocks
peanut butter
Florida
oil
shaving
large
Ok, I'll bite.
happy
gloomy
sunny
grey
abdomen
purple
syringe
ran
orange juice
bicep
bicycle
tricycle
pedal
thresher
12
avocado
8
Mary Kay Sales Rep
Easter candy
big toe
alcohol wipes
tortillas
Colorado
water
injecting
warm
Ooh, this sounds fun.
crappy
ugly
funky
quirky
tush
charteuse
lamp post
spew
Pepsi
left ear
coffin
flower pot
skip or skipped
laminater
72
sushi
66
flight attendant
hamburger
clavicle
jeeps
sour cream
bathroom at McDonalds
beer
hurling
jumpy