SLED DOGS MAY HOLD KEY TO DIABETES – USA Today
(But until scientists can teach them to speak to humans, the key to diabetes remains a mystery)
BIRD STUDY AIDS DIABETES – Telegram Gazette
(What the flock?)
WHIP YOUR DIABETES INTO SHAPE – Readers Digest Canada
(Summer is right around the corner and your diabetes wants to look hot in its two-piece bikini!)
DIABETES, YOGA, DIET AND HALLE BERRY – WebWire
(Ooh, I know this! I love this game. Uh … um … things that make asinine public statements! Wait, no, that can't be it.)
'STRIDE' WITH THE LIONS TO HELP FIGHT DIABETES – Greenville Advocate
(And swimming with piranhas to help fight breast cancer on next week's episode of X-treme Fundraising.)
SUBTLE DIABETES ALERT – Decatur Daily
(Hi pal. Forgive me for the intrusion. I hate to be a bother. It's really nothing. It's just …
You have diabetes.)
HOW TO AVOID DIABETES – Boston Globe
(Remember to routinely wash hands after handling diabetics.)
OBESE COWS DEVELOPING TYPE 2 DIABETES – The Beef Site
(I'm sorry, but I have a beef with these cows. They just sit around eating all day and decide they don't want to take care of themselves or exercise. It's so not fair. They get to keep stuffing their faces and just take a tiny pill to control their blood sugar while I have to inject myself with a needle four times a day! Do you have any idea how hard it is to measure out six units of insulin with hooves? It's total BS!
- Alice the cow, type 1, dx'd 4/22/02.)
