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I like to stay on the pulse of diabetes-related news. I want to know the results of the latest clinical trials taking place and I'm interested in learning about the newest technologies. If oxygen or polyester or garden gnomes are now harmful to diabetics, I'd like to be the first to know.
I also have two other children without diabetes and I'd like to keep it that way. So, I seek guidance in the many diabetes headlines that are published each day. Let's take a peek at this week's breaking diabetes news headlines.
SPRINTS MAY BE BEST FOR DIABETES PREVENTION – Reuters
(Ben! You want diabetes like your big brother?? No??? Then let me see another 100-yard dash. I want to see under 11 seconds this time! Come on! Pump those little toddler legs!!!)
DIABETES TALK PLANNED FOR NEPTUNE – Asbury Park Press
(With wind speeds of over 1,300 mph, temperatures as cold as -218 Celsius and an atmosphere composed mostly of hydrogen and helium, organizers are predicting a light turnout.)
FRESH VEGETABLES HELP KEEP DIABETES AT BAY – Post of Pak
(Phew! That's a relief. Ben, you can stop running.)
DIABETES DOESN'T HAVE TO SLOW YOU DOWN – Washington Post
(Oh, really? Have you ever changed your child's infusion site because he's got blood in the tubing, making him late to his baseball game or late for school? Have you had to do it all over again a second consecutive time when blood again fills the tube? How about a third time? All this while he's kicking and screaming? I'd say it slows us down a bit.)
EXCESSIVE TV WATCHING CAUSES DIABETES - Post of Pak
(I said turn the TV off!!! You tell me. You want Sponge Bob or do you want a needle in your ass?)
NEW USE FOUND FOR DIABETES MEDICINE – Taipei Times
(Tired of those stubborn ketchup stains …?)
EGGS LINKED TO INCREASED DIABETES RISK – Diabetes Care
(Sorry, kids. Easter and mischief night both postponed until further notice.)
GOLFERS SUPPORT DIABETES RESEARCH – Abilene Reporter
(Hoooooray!!!)
THERE'S NO CURE FOR DIABETES YET – Diabetes Association of Nigeria
(Boooooooo!)
