Creep into the room quietly. Like a shadow.

Place testing supplies down gently beside the bed.

Don't stir the child. Avoid strong lighting. Use only enough to see what you're doing. I recommend a candelabra.

Tell the person playing the spooky pipe organ music to knock it off. It's not helping.

Gently pry his warm, sweaty fingers from underneath his pillow like they're bones guarded by a sleeping bulldog.

Inspect his fingers like a bad poker hand and discard each one until you find one you can use. (READ MORE)