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So Valentine's Day came and went. You may have heard. Maybe you saw the musical balloons the size of inflatable boats dangling from the supermarket checkout lanes that played "Truly" by Lionel Richie when you lightly tapped them.

My belated apologies to the Genuardi's store manager if you're reading this. It was me. I was the guy who sprinted angrily from balloon to balloon - punching each one and setting off the simultaneous symphony of Lionel Richie before running out of the store screaming "F love!"

In retrospect, maybe I was just mad that they were all out of "I love you even though you're diabetic" cards. (READ MORE)