I was just sitting at my desk working on an extremely important project (FDL standings) when a co-worker stopped in his tracks as he walked by my desk, squinting into my eyes.

"Whoa! What happened to you?"

"Huh?"

"Did you get beat up?"

"What? No." I didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

"The purple under your eyes. Looks like you got beat up," he continued.

"Oh, that?" I said, touching the corner of my eye near the bridge of my nose. "No, that's just lack of sleep, I guess. That's what getting up every night at two or three in the morning will do to you." (READ MORE)