Pancreas: Ahem, hey Michelle I think you need to check your sugar.
Me: Nah, I'm OK.
Pancreas: No, really, I know that I don't really work and all that, but, uh, you should take a second and check.
Me: Seriously dude, I'm fine.
Pancreas: Look, you were 110 about an hour ago and about 90 minutes before that you were 122. So, uh, considering that you're shaking and all, I think it would be wise for you to stop and check your sugar.
Me: Look, yourself PUNK! I'm busy and I don't want to.
Pancreas: Michelle, serious--
Me: Would you shut up already! I'm focused on this right now. I want to do this at this moment. I want to be finished doing what I'm doing so I can move on to something else. I ordered pizza tonight so I didn't have to cook so I could have enough time to do what I'm doing right. at. this. moment.
Pancreas: Bu-- (READ MORE)


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