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HOLLAND ON VERGE OF DIABETES EXPLOSION – Dutch News
"Synthia Van Vechten reporting live from Amsterdam where the region is bracing for a massive diabetes explosion. Businesses and residences have taken precaution, boarding up windows and relocating to more secure locations in the north. Others such as Joop Nederhorst, who I spoke to earlier, have ignored national warnings to evacuate, brazenly saying that he is not afraid of people with diabetes. That's right, you heard me correctly – 'not afraid of people with diabetes.' Just when I thought I've heard everything … Back to you in the studio Tabitha."
YOUTH DIABETES IN EUROPE SET TO EXPLODE – Sky News
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Categories: Type 1 Type 2 In the News
Tags: diabetes news humor
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SLED DOGS MAY HOLD KEY TO DIABETES – USA Today
(But until scientists can teach them to speak to humans, the key to diabetes remains a mystery)
BIRD STUDY AIDS DIABETES – Telegram Gazette
(What the flock?)
WHIP YOUR DIABETES INTO SHAPE – Readers Digest Canada
(Summer is right around the corner and your diabetes wants to look hot in its two-piece bikini!)
DIABETES, YOGA, DIET AND HALLE BERRY – WebWire
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Categories: Type 1 Type 2 In the News Real Life
Tags: diabetes news headlines humor
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DIABETES GIRL’S MUM SETS UP SUPPORT GROUP – S Wales Argus
"Em, right. Thank you all ever so much for coming out tonight to my very first support group meeting. I’m Diane. Right. My first question is this. Is it wrong that I refer to my Emily as diabetes girl?"
LEARN ABOUT GOING TO COLLEGE WITH DIABETES – Syracuse Post
Know this. He stays up all night listening to Creed, never stops talking about his ex-girlfriend and won’t share his pot.
IS TYPE 1 DIABETES SEASONAL? – Leinster Leader
"Why the long face, champ?
"It’s this darn seasonal diabetes, dad. I just can’t take it anymore!"
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Categories: Type 1 Type 2 Children In the News
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WORK THE NIGHT SHIFT? BEWARE DIABETES – WebMD
(We thought a job bussing tables at the local all-night diner would build character in our 7 year old. Never could we have foreseen that Charlie would catch diabetes!)
DIABETES LINKED TO POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION? – KCEN-TV
(Charlie, is there something you'd like to tell us?)
SUPER-MANGO TO FIGHT DIABETES - Courier Mail
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Categories: Type 1 Type 2 Children In the News
Tags: diabetes in the news humor
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I like to stay on the pulse of diabetes-related news. I want to know the results of the latest clinical trials taking place and I'm interested in learning about the newest technologies. If oxygen or polyester or garden gnomes are now harmful to diabetics, I'd like to be the first to know.
I also have two other children without diabetes and I'd like to keep it that way. So, I seek guidance in the many diabetes headlines that are published each day. Let's take a peek at this week's breaking diabetes news headlines.
SPRINTS MAY BE BEST FOR DIABETES PREVENTION – Reuters
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Categories: Type 1 Children In the News
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DID STEROIDS CAUSE DIABETES? – Philly.com
You heard the man, Charlie! Did it? Put down the 50-pound dumb bells and answer the question!
CARBON MONOXIDE MAY HELP WITH DIABETES – St. Louis Post
There's just one small problem.
SUN CUTS RISK OF DIABETES AND HEART DISEASE – Coventry Telegraph
You want to end up like your brother? No? Then get back outside and don't let me see you back in here until your back is the color of the stop sign.
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Categories: Type 1 Type 2 Food In the News
Tags: humor
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STUDY USES CHINESE WOLFBERRIES TO IMPROVE VISION IMPERFECTIONS CAUSED BY TYPE 2 DIABETES - Physorg.com
Most effective when taken with a single dose of Ukrainian rainbow eggs, study finds. I mean seriously. Are we just making stuff up now?
DRINK YOUR WAY TO A DIABETES REMEDY - Suite101
"OK, Charlie, let’s get it right this time! First you lick the salt, then you drink the tequila and THEN you bite the lime! We’ll do this all day if we have to!"
DIABETES TREATMENTS MAY MAKE IT WORSE - St Louis Post
Splendid.
CURING DIABETES ONE ZIP CODE AT A TIME - WTOC TV
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Categories: Type 1 Type 2 Insulin & Pumps Children Real Life
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GLOBE SET TO GO BLUE FOR WORLD DIABETES DAY – IDF
Red states protest.
COMICS TO EDUCATE CHILDREN ABOUT DIABETES – Headlines India
I just flew in from Los Angeles and man, are my arms tired. How are you all doing tonight? What a good looking crowd we have here. Hey, this ever happen to you? So last night I’m getting intimate with my wife and things are going pretty good and my pump starts beeping like crazy … Shoot! Wrong set. Sorry kids.
THREE EASY TRICKS TO FIGHT DIABETES – Men’s Fitness
Vanishing woman
Levitating quarter
Needle through balloon
With everything else out there that allegedly fights diabetes, why not.
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Categories: Type 1 Insulin & Pumps Children Highs & Lows In the News
Tags: humor
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Been a while since I've done one of these. The following is a list of real headlines published recently around the world.
What Could Vinegar Do for Diabetes? - Quality Health
Not much. Though it may remove those pesky blood stains from your bed sheets.
Diabetes Drug May Have Cancer Use - Javno
Researchers now trying to find use for diabetes.
Chinese to Hear More on Diabetes - Manningham Lead
People's Republic of China President Hu Jintao: "Tell me. What is this diabetes you speak of?"
Three Easy Tricks to Fight Diabetes - Mens Fitness
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Categories: Type 1 Type 2 Insulin & Pumps Children Food In the News
Tags: humor
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Back by no particular demand, I bring you diabetes headlines.
Eat slowly, stay away from diabetes - Times of India
Don't look directly into its eyes, no sudden moves and for heaven's sake, keep your distance
Ontario Optometrists Help People with Diabetes See into the Future
"See" into the future. Get it???
DIABETES IS WEIGHING HEAVY; Obesity epidemic feeding a national crisis - Daily Examiner
"Weighing heavy." Get it???
Landmark Group opens registrations for 'Beat Diabetes' - KWT
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