I've been hit! I've been hit! I called out sick for second straight day. My wife has me quarantined in my 8-year-old daughter's room since she has already been contaminated after seven straight days. I know I'm feeling a little loopy from the medication, but if Zac Efron and Harry Potter keep staring at me all sexylike, I swear I'm gonna pop them both in the jaw.

On to the Mad Libs. The submissions were fantastic! Great words, everyone. Thanks for playing. I should note that I did take the liberty of striking a minor two lines from my original Mad Lib because it just didn't work well at all. So, a couple of your words didn't make the final cut. Sorry about that. They were all so good, I plan to post each one. So, if you don't see yours in this post, look for it in the coming days.



Treating Low Blood Sugars

From Becky:

For people with diabetes, low blood sugar is very sticky business. There are many symptoms of hypoglycemia. You may feel soiled and plump and your vision may become itchy. Your eyebrow may be shaky and your skin color may turn magenta. It's likely you'll want to just sprint on the couch until you feel better. You may also feel Diet Coke pouring from your little toe profusely. If not treated immediately, you could lose your washing machine or slip into a Ferrari. You must stir your blood sugar right away using a food processor. Blood sugar below 298 is considered low. If you're low, you must eat scrambled eggs with at least 477 carbohydrates, based on your rocket scientist's recommendations. If you're unable to eat or drink, you may need to squirt some pecan pancake into your belly button. To prevent lows, people with diabetes should always remember to keep Ritz crackers in their pockets at all times or conveniently located in Puerto Rico. Injecting the right amount of spray butter and accounting for any extra hopping will help keep those slippery low blood sugars away.



From tmana:

For people with diabetes, low blood sugar is very sweet business. There are many symptoms of hypoglycemia. You may feel salty and sugary and your vision may become alcoholic. Your fingernail may be shaky and your skin color may turn burgundy. It's likely you'll want to just cower on the couch until you feel better. You may also feel crème Chantilly pouring from your eyeball profusely. If not treated immediately, you could lose your contact lens or slip into a DVD-rom. You must shiver your blood sugar right away using a paper shredder. Blood sugar below 2.71 is considered low. If you're low, you must eat Easter egg with at least 3.14 carbohydrates, based on your runway model's recommendations. If you're unable to eat or drink, you may need to squirt some maple syrup into your nostril. To prevent lows, people with diabetes should always remember to keep hamantashen (cookies) in their pockets at all times or conveniently located in a dusty, cobwebby corner of the attic. Injecting the right amount of wine and accounting for any extra noisemaking will help keep those drunken low blood sugars away.



From Shannon:

For people with diabetes, low blood sugar is very hairy business. There are many symptoms of hypoglycemia. You may feel luscious and quivery and your vision may become swollen. Your uvula may be shaky and your skin color may turn purple. It's likely you'll want to just snatch on the couch until you feel better. You may also feel juice pouring from your ear profusely. If not treated immediately, you could lose your freckle or slip into a spoon. You must run your blood sugar right away using a cotton gin. Blood sugar below 15 is considered low. If you're low, you must eat corn with at least 6 carbohydrates, based on your podiatrist's recommendations. If you're unable to eat or drink, you may need to squirt some brownie into your ankle. To prevent lows, people with diabetes should always remember to keep pizza in their pockets at all times or conveniently located in India. Injecting the right amount of urine and accounting for any extra spanking will help keep those scrawny low blood sugars away.