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December 2nd, 2008
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We're pretty staunch when it comes to supporting all things D. I don't like to discriminate, but if forced to choose, I'll always choose the diabetic brand. We only use diabetic dish detergent (fruity breath scent); we landscape with only diabetes-friendly shrubs and flowers and in the summers we go fishing in only diabetic waters.

That said, when Christmas comes around, we only sing diabetes Christmas songs in our household. Classics such as Have Yourself a Merry Little Bolus, The Little Pumper Boy and I Saw Mommy Ripping the Insurance Rep a New One fill our home with yuletide cheer.

And who can forget this classic adaptation of Let it Snow.

Bet He's Low!

Oh, my son's blood sugars are frightful
Of course Ms. Berry's are delightful
And since his eyes look like a Picasso
I bet he's low, bet he's low, bet he's low

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I think he'll soon be dropping
Now he's talking like Brigitte Bardot
I bet he's low, bet he's low, bet he's low

When we finally say good night
We'll flinch with every moan, fart or yawn
We'll hold the Glucagon oh so tight
And test him each hour 'til dawn

We'll wake with heavy sighing
Our eyes we're slowly prying
Now he's sucking on his big toe
I bet he's low, bet he's low, bet he's low

Big finish (everybody now)

I bet he's low!

I bet he's low!

I BET HE'S , (drum solo)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!



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My kids love The Jack Frosting song (aka The Christmas song) but it's a little high in carbs, so I limit their listening time. Incidently, I looked up the lyrics and found the following, below. Can you find what's wrong with the second stanza? Someone honest to God thought that this is what the lyrics were:

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like eskimos

Everybody knows some tofu and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight


It's just not Christmas without the tofu.

How about this one?

I'll be low for Christmas.
You can count on me.
Please has juice and glucose tabs and sugar in the tea.

Christmas Eve will find me
Where the meter numbers gleam.
I'll be low for Christmas,
maybe in the teens.

Merry Christmas Carey!


Yeah, I'm thinking tofu wasn't the Christmas meal of choice back when that song was written.

Excellent lyrics, Penny.


I just wanted to let you know that I had to post this over for other parents at Children With Diabetes...it was to funny to not share!


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Carey Potash
Carey is a full-time hater of diabetes. The benefits stink. His 6-year-old son, Charlie, was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes when he was 22 months old. Carey's parenting humor has appeared in various websites and print magazines. He resides in the suburbs of Philadelphia with his wife and three children. (Read More)

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