Sidewalks, Parks, Farm Markets Cut Diabetes Risk - Ottawa Citizen
"Carey, the kids have been standing on the sidewalk for three hours now. Isn’t that enough for today?"
(Sigh) "Fine. Take five, kids. I think the farm market is still open."
Getting Personal with Diabetes - Health Leaders
So, Diabetes. We now understand you’ve slept with more than 120 women. Would you say you have a sex addiction?
Tequila Plant Could Help Treat Diabetes, Osteoporosis - AFP
Da da da-da-da da da da. Da da da-da-da da da. Da da da-da-da da da da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da! … TEQUILA!
Price of China's Go-Go Society: Rise in Diabetes - Orlando Sentinel
Confirming my long-held theory that high-priced strippers are responsible for the diabetes epidemic.
Chokeberry Extract May Lower Diabetes and Heart Disease Risk - NutraIngredients
There's just one problem though. There’s a reason they call it chokeberry.
Moderate Drinking Linked to Lower Diabetes Risk - Montreal Gazette
"Sure, we’re ready to order. Ben will have the kids chicken fingers and a glass of the house Sauvignon Blanc and Maeve will have the grilled cheese with a Rum and Coke. "
Eating A Lot of Sugar Increases Heart Risks, Diabetes - Brunei Times
TYPE 2!!!!!! TYPE 2!!!!! Eating a lot of sugar increases risk of TYPE 2 diabetes!!! Way to keep those misconceptions alive.
Agave Treats Diabetes and Osteoporos - NewsMax.com
Da da da-da-da da da da. Da da da-da-da da da. Da da da-da-da da da da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da! … TEQUILA!
Licorice Potent Agent Against Diabetes - Natural Products Insider
Unfortunately, it’s also potent against blood sugars.
Diabetes Lecture Set at Three Pocono Locations - Pocono Record
Friday night at 7 pm in the Sexy Sauna
Saturday at noon in the heart-shaped swimming pool
Saturday night at 9 pm in the champagne glass whirlpool for two
*Bathing suits optional
(For those of you not from these parts, the Poconos are well-known for their over-the-top "romantic" couples resorts.)
Could your child have diabetes? - WQOW
Yes. I’m starting to think he might.
Carey, you are a hoot!
Whenever you take your kids to strip clubs in China be sure they drink plenty of tequila - that should balance everything out!
Ha! Yes, great advice trevsmom! Thank you, kinget.
Carey, I get to sift through the science news to find diabetes-related stories for dLife.com. I love doing it--there's some great and bizarre research going on--but I'd really just prefer to offer your research round-ups. They're waaaaaaay more sensible. Scientists (and their press agents) are absolutely ridiculous.
Funny - I often use tequila to treat my diabetes...it's an excellent preventative measure against diabetes-induced depression...