If by some miracle diabetes is cured, I shall name my next two children after the two cancer drugs that made it possible. We will adopt two Eastern European brothers and name them Gleevec and Sutent. I just hope everyone gets along.

Charlie: Mom! Gleevec called me Sugar Boy!

Susanne: Carey, can you deal with this? I'm running out to buy more cake.

Carey: Gleevec, stop teasing your brother. Besides, he's cured now. We don't call him Sugar Boy anymore.

Susanne: We never … oh, forget it. Charlie, do you want some pie too? I can ask them to sprinkle jelly beans on top. Or would you rather Skittles?

Gleevec: Well, maybe not now, but he was Sugar Boy. We see bootleg episode of Hannah Montana in Poland. Very laughing!

Sutent: Mom, don't you realize that fattening up Charlie with an abundance of sweets could be harmful to his health and could potentially result in him having type 2 diabetes? Do you not see the irony?

Susanne: Oh, Sutent, that's ridiculous. He's cured!

Sutent: But ..

Carey: Sutent!

Sutent: Sorry Mama.

Charlie: Mom! Gleevec is playing with a Sugar Boy action figure!

Carey: Gleevec! Where did you???

Gleevec: Pull string, Papa.

Carey: Well, I have to admit, I am a bit curious.

Sugar Boy Action Figure: (talking like zombie) Candy!!!!!!!

Carey: (giggling)

Gleevec: Pull again.

Sugar Boy Action Figure: Must eat donut!!!

Carey: (giggling harder) 

Charlie: Dad!

Gleevec: OK, OK, there's just one more. Pull string, Papa.

Sugar Boy Action Figure: Charlie is poopyhead!!!

Charlie: What the hell???

Gleevec: Is cool, yeah? I press button. Record my voice.

Gleevec: Very Laughing.

Susanne: Lunchtime everyone! Charlie, you're gonna love what I have for you!